Humble Beginnings
Duncan Matthew Clough, usually known by his immortalised
alias, Highlander Bob, or simply Bob, was born
on 8 August 1986.
His childhood years are shrouded in myth and legend, and little
that is known can be confirmed. It is often said that he attended
an institute known only as "Bishops" before starting his
glory years at the University of Cape Town (UCT).
Rise to Glory
Bob arrived upon the campus of UCT in early 2005, intending to
study actuarial science. Little did the campus realise how utterly
underprepared it was to play host to someone as awesomeness as Bob
is. Bob's talents in being awesome was quickly pickup up by the
people who stayed in close proximity to the future toastmaster.
The inhabitants of unit L in the residence Smuts Hall sensed that
there is something extraordinary in their new flatmate, and soon
gave him the important position of flat representative, in addition
to inducting him onto the flat sub-committee (Bob is the youngest
L-flat sub committee member since William "Swiftfoot"
Harris, who joined the committee in 1923).
The reigning toast master of 2005, Devin "Snowy" Day
took Bob under his wings, and passed on to him all he knew of the
ancient and all powerful "The Way of the Toast". Bob demonstrated
an amazing natural grasp of the abstract concepts that comprises
of "The Way", and soon achieved level IV, which took Devin
himself over one and half years to achieve.
Brush with Death
By early August 2005, few people doubted that in the near future,
Bob would play a significant role in reshaping the world. However,
a close encounter with death almost robbed the world of his talents.
During the Smuts Hall semi-formal, Bob was critically injured while
constructing the chamber that would ultimately win the second prize
in the prestigious competition. From a laceration on his hand, he
lost over half of his blood. Luckily, courageous fellow sub-committee
member David Greyling saved Bob from certain death by delivering
him to the local hospital. The doctor on duty was quoted saying"I
don't know how he survived. Only someone with god-like constitution
could loose that much blood and live."
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