Bob Refuses to be Cater for the taste of the Masses
24 May 2006
During his mid-day toasting session, Bob was requested to make
more moist toast by Divya Babu. She argued that the Toast Master
should cater for the tastes of the ignorant masses. However, in
an inspirational statement, Bob was reported to have said "The
Way is a narrow road. He who walks it shall not wander off path
to cater for popular demand. Only then shall the Ten be born into
this world." Upon this, Divya hanged her head in shame.
Also, more pictures have been added to the Gallery,
along with more of what his fans had to say
about Bob!
Downloads Page Added
23 May 2006
Only one wallpaper and one IM/Forum avatar is available now, but
lookout for more additions. Remember, check back often for updates.
Go there now.
Highlander crafts five nines
22 May 2006
In an unconfirmed report, Bob was sighted in the Fuller dinning
hall, creating five nine-out-of-ten toasts in a roll. Fan club member
Bronwyn Tarr witnessed the event. "It was an emotional experience,"
Tarr said "I feel very privileged to be able to see the Toast
Master in such fine form."
Bob pulls an all nighter
22 May 2006
Sources close to Bob indicates that he did not sleep on the night
of 21 May 2006. Apparently, Bob used the often wasted sleeping hours
to produces over 1700 lines of C++ code and determine the leading
cause of drug experimentation in young people simultaneously. The
computer program created was able to convert segmentation faults
into exception stacks. Soon we will se whether or not Bob will claim
the $1million prize that has been offered for the solution to this
problem by the Wolfram foundation.
Graeme Smith, who has the fortune to live in close proximity to
Bob's workshop said, "One can almost hear him at work into
the early hours of the morning. It is awe inspiring."
Coming Soon: Bob's Exam timetable
20 May 2006
This is what you've been waiting for. Soon, you will be able to
plan your next few weeks around our beloved Highlander's exam timetable.
Bob is rarely seen at lectures as they are very much a waste of
time for someone of his calibre. However, out-moded university policies
prevent him from being exempted from exams. Therefore, fans can
be almost certain to catch glimpses of Bob as he attends June examination.
Watch this space!
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