What his fans said about Bob
"Bob? Who's Bob? ... Oh! You mean that
fine sandy haired man who often graces the toaster area with
his presence. We simply call him The Messiah."
- Samantha Beckbessinger |
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"Even amongst the more enlightened mortals,
Bob is on of very few people who can do the 5 point attack
in over 250 skilled moves. I imagine Master Snowy must be
very proud to have him follow in his footsteps."
- Werner Joubert |
"Bob is very vocal in his preaching of
'The Way' to the ignorant masses. I wish I could be as hardcore
as he is."
- Nicholas Gorven |
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"He's my shining star. I know that he'll
craft the toast of ten-ness one day. Then the white dove will
sleep in the sand."
- Amanda Doubell |
"As trophies of his numerous amorous conquests, Bob
has a large collection of ladies' underwear."
- Graeme Smith
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"He has led 'The Way' of the toast through
a Renaissance, and is integral is the development of the state
of toast making in our era, and he does it all despite the
jock invasion of Smuts Hall."
- Timothy Hotchkiss |
"He toast needs good to very learn makes
to make also appointments he [sic]. Oh my, I'm so excited
that I can't speak straight. Bob! Toast!" *wriggles eyebrows*
- Bronwyn Tarr
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"Bob is the true king of arbitrariness.
This world would be truly a boring place without his royal
presence. Every time I see him, I feel honoured to share the
same time period as him."
- Luke Churchyard |
"The one you call Highlander Bob is one
of the most gifted young man on campus. One day, he might
achieve what we all strive towards: to tell the difference
between a cup and a donut."
- Hans-Peter Künzi
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"We all love Bob. His awesomeness is beyond
what one can describe with words."
- Katya Mauff |
"Often, I say 'hello' to him and he does
not respond. I know though that he is not being rude, but
is focused at the grand tasks that lie before him. I respect
him for that."
- Dorris Morris
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