Official Fanclub of Highlander Bob

"Awe man.... what a cost!" - Highlander Bob

"The Way" in a nutshell

Here at the fan club, we know that many people become fans of Bob without even knowing his toasting talents. While following "The Way of the Toast" does not singularly define our Highlander, we feel that to fully appreciate the awesomeness of Bob, one should have at least a superficial understanding of "The Way".

To quote from the Smuts Hall Wiki page:

The way of the toast is a path to enlightenment through the creation of the fabled "Ten out of ten" toast.

...

What many try, yet fail miserably to achieve, is the perfect complete toastedness that is required of all slices aspiring to "Ten-ness". Hours of toiling, sweating, burning and cursing ultimately result in only three things - failure, disheartenment and below-average toast.

The grounds upon which "The Way" is practiced is in the Fuller Dinning hall, where despite the introduction of roller toasters, the traditions of using a slot toaster stands strong.

Work and teachings of the Toast Master

Here, we try to showcase some of best works Bob produced while practicing "The Way".

In a recent interview, Highlander Bob stated that he believes that the prophesied ten-out-of-ten toast can only be crafted after creating no less than seventeen consecutive nine-out-of-ten slices. He also added, "I find that the quality of toast is inversely proportional to the amount of sleep the craftsman has had in the 48 hours prior to the moment of creation. In the future, I intent to experiment with various levels of sleep deprivation and gauge the effect it has on my toasting."